Welcome to the fifth edition of BeInCryptoâs âToday in Crypto Twitterâ â a daily round-up of all the things you may or may not have missed on the Crypto communityâs favorite social media platform.
âPlease Roast Usâ
CoinMarketCap.com has capped off our first week of âToday in Crypto Twitterâ with an absolute gift in the form of an attention-seeking festival of cringe.
The industry-leading cryptocurrency ranking website, which was recently acquired by Binance â who, themselves, are no strangers to cringe â is celebrating its birthday today. In a downright sad attempt to draw attention to itself, the CMC team decided to launch a roast in its own honor. The problem is, barely anyone even cares.
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The creator of Twitter isnât going to roast you, bro.
Elonâs not going to roast you either.
(How sad we will look if they actually do, though.)
Despite some halfway-decent disses against the likes of CoinTelegraph and others, CoinMarketCapâs Twitter thread reads like an attention-hungry attempt at making its own lame hashtag, #RoastCMC (#LetsNot), by tagging virtually every important or not-so-important person in Crypto Twitter.
Some of the tweets are little more than begging, with weak requests to âplease roast us.â Others are jokes that you wouldnât even find in one of those flimsy Amazon-listed joke books that cost two dollars.
Letâs just chalk this one up as a fail, CMC, alongside your âadjustedâ exchange volume rankings.
Did we miss anything on Crypto Twitter this week? Let us know in the comments below â and donât forget to check back every weekday for more nonsense from everyoneâs favorite corner of the Twitterverse.
